Words In Your Face
Dear Future Boyfriend : : Hot Teen Slut
Working Class Represent : : Oh Terrible Youth
About the Author : : How to Buy

"...the greatest book of poetry ever written."
Melissa Lion, BookSlut




"The poetry world has never met a more brilliant spy in the house of porn..."
Beth Lisick, author Everybody Into the Pool"




In her second collection of poetry, Cristin O'Keefe Aptowicz serves up a hilarious and uncompromising autobiographical bender about her first job out of college: writing and editing for the porn industry. Whether denouncing the corporate world ("To Whom It May Concern"), or lustily joining it ("New Millennial Bad Ass"), to celebrating love in the face of smut ("Let's Make Out!"), Aptowicz dramatizes the hopes, humor and ambitions of young poet first steps into a very surreal 'real world.' This expanded version nearly triples the length of the original with previously unpublished works, including "Sass Manifesto," which was used to win the 2004 National Forsenics Championship in Poetry Interpretation.


WATCH the almost finished short by Aaron Myers
about Cristin's 2004 performance at Dartmouth College.
Cristin performs her poem "To Whom It May Concern"
from her book Hot Teen Slut

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LISTEN to Cristin perform
her almost unforgiveablely smutty poem
"Fucking Made Easy"
from Hot Teen Slut

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